Fart Crimes
“Who smelt it dealt it!” It’s a cry heard so often heard in the playground, something had to be done. The Pond Inc., a strange little company that specialises in items that deal with “fashion mishaps”, has taken it into their hands to bring our world into a fragrant new era, with a product called Subtle Butt. Subtle Butt is a cross between Glade and a sanitary towel. It’s a pad that you stick into your pants that neutralises the smell of farts, and is being promoted (with tongue-firmly-in-cheek) as a “scientific breakthrough”. We have a sample if anyone wants it?!
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Thanks to Pappi Bond-Williams and Susy Taylor for this story. Pappy and Susy worked for Mother for free for a week and we made them write about farts.
