Ever wondered what it’s like hanging around up in Heaven? The bloke in charge of these freaky paintings – “Celestial Soul Paintings”, obviously has. It’s simple stuff – send him a photo of yourself and he’ll fanny about with it, adding rainbows, unicorns and dolphins and making fucking laser beams shoot out of your eyes and stuff. Oh yeah, he’ll probably want a shit-load of your money as well. To be honest, he hasn’t got a frigging clue what it’s like up here. The truth of it is that you can’t even float down the street without being hassled by Jimi Hendrix pulling stunts on his BMX as he tries to impress Yootha Joyce. Don’t see any of that in these shitty paintings.

Celestial Soul Portraits by Erial Ali.

Thanks to Bitterwallet.

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